(__) (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||W---|| * ||w---|| * ||V---|| %% %% %% %% %% %% %% %% Cow Cow laden Same cow Nancy Reagan-type with milk after milking cow with milk
(___) (___) * (___) (___) (o o) (o o) \ (o o) (o o) /-------\ / /-------\ / \-------\ / /-------\ / / | ||O / | ||O | ||O / | ^#>-+||O * ||,---|| * ||@\--|| ||,---|| * ||,----|| %% %% %% %% %% %% %% %% Bull Same bull after Rotc bull after Red-blooded American Bull seeing above cow seeing other bull shooting the Rotc bull
(__) (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------\/-* /-------\/ /-------\/ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / | || \ )*)(\/* / * / | || * ||----|| * \ |||/)|/()( ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ \/|(/)(/\/(,,/ \)|(/\/|)(/\ Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble on grass on cow
(__) (__) * (__) * (__) (oo) (oo) \ (oo) | (oo) /--------\/ /-oooooo-\/ \-------\/ \-------\/ * o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / || ||----|| ooooooooooooo ||----||>==/-----|| ooo%% %% ooooooooooooooooo %% %% %% Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the shit a shit shit kicked out of her
(__) (oo) U /-------\/ /---V / | || * |--| . * ||----|| %% %%
Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters.
(__) )__( vv vv (oo) (oo) ||----|| * /-------\/ *-------\/ || | / / | || / | || /\-------/ * ||----|| / ||----|| (oo) %% %% vv vv (^^)
American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow
(__) (__) (__) (oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo) /-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/ / | || / | || /| || * ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-|| %% %% %% %% %% %%
Freshman Cow at Freshman Cow Freshman Cow start of school After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20"
(__) (__) (__) (OO) (@@) (xx) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| %% %% %% %% %% %%
Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms
/\ __ / \ || (__) (__) \ / (_||_) SooS (oo) \/ (oo) /------S\/S /-------\/ /S /-------\/ / | || / | || / S / | || * ||----|| * ||----||___/ S * ||----|| %% %% %% %% %% %% This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's to George Washington this cow cow
(__) * (__) (oo) \ (oo) /------\/ \-------\/ /| |/ | | ==$ || / | [) || ||----|| * ||----|| %% %% %% %% Old "One Arm" belonged This cow was given to to Ceasar's Palace Hugh Hefner for his Birthday
(___) (__) (__) ( O ) (oo) (oo) /-------\ / \/--------\/ / | ||V | | * ||----|| ||------|| %% %% %% %% The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with the Argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolittle
(__) (__) [##] (@o) /-------\/ /-------\/ /------- (__) / | || / | || / | || (oo) * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|---\/ %% %% %% %% %% % This cow belonged This cow lived with This cow belonged to to Flash Gordon the Little Rascals the Headless Horseman
(____) (____) (____) (oo ) (o o) ( O O) /-----------\ / /-----\ /---- /-----------\ / / || | \/ / | | \/ | / ||| \/ / || |||| \ | | | | | / |||||| * ||||-----|||| *| | |-----| | | *||||-----|||| /\/\ /\/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ %%%% %%%% This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had four legs or eight
O__O \_|_/ (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| %% %% %% %% Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty
(__) (__) %% (oo) (--) %%%% /-------\/ /-\/-\ %%%%% / | || /| |\ %%%%% * ||----|| % | | % %%%%%%%% ====%%====%%==== | | %%%%%%%%%%%%%/ /----\ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% / \ \ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% % * % Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale (What a bod, huh guys?)
)\ (__) / \ (oo) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Cow swimming at Amityville (Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated)
* (__) \ (DD) \ /-------\/ |\ / | ||_\_/ \ | \ (__) * ||----| \\|| \(oo) %% % \||\ \\/ Cow chugging brews and staring at %% \|| sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale \\ || \\|| \|| %% / / / / / / / / / / / \\_ / / / / / / / / / / / / \_ / / / / / _______ / / Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / | \ / / / / / (__)| / / / / / (oo)| / / ( @@@ ) /-------\/ | ( @@ ) (------------) / | ||%_| @@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* ) * ||----| @@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) %% % /--UU--\/ (____________) / | || Cow sheltering from English Weather * ||---||
(New) Jersey Cow
O O O O \ \ / / \ \ (__) / (__) \ \ (xx)/ (DD) \ +--------+\// /-------\/ \| | / / | || +--------+ * ||----|| %% %% Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull" at Gillies in Texas
o o |__| (__) (__) (oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo /-------\/ /-------vv /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ bill bixby bela lugosi boris karloff claude rains male relative cow cow cow cow x xxxx|xxxx xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx | // (__) // (__) (__) (oo)// (oo)===(oo) /-------\// /-------\/ \/-------\ / | |// / | || || | \ * ||----| * ||----|| ||----|| * %% %% %% %% %% %% Julie Andrews Cow Siamese cows
o o (__) % \ / (oo) / \ / _____\/___/ (__) \__/ / /\ / / (oo) _______(oo) % / * / /---------\/ /| ___ \/ / ___/ / | x=a(b)|| / | $ || *----/\ * ||------|| * ||$___ || / \ %% %% ||-----|| / / %% %% % %
Mathematical Television This cow does Disco Cow Cow (That's what comes of (developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine) cow-culus) Ray Tube)
o | [---] | | | | |------========| /----|---|\ | **** |=======| /___/___\___\ o | **** |=======| | | ___| |==============| | | ___ $(__) |==============| \-----------/ []( )=$(oo) |==============| \ \ / / /---===--$ \/ | ----------------- / | NASA |==== | | | * ||------||-----% ----------------- || | | / / \ \ %% % | / ---- \ %% %% This cow jumped over the Moon
(__) ([][]) "I have this recurring dream __\/_--U about golden arches.".. (__) /\ \__ % :..("") /\\\ / / //\ ____\_____\/ // /----%/__/\ /\ // \\/ \___ / // \\\____/--\-- // /-/__________/ // /====== \/ =======/==============// *_/ / \ /% // / \\ / \ % // \\
Psycowlogist and patient
(___) \%%%%%%%%\ (__) (o o) \%%%%%%%%\\ (oo) \ / *-----\_______\/\/ \--O--/ %_______/ --- \______% // -----\ %--------\ \S/ /\_____% \\/_%$ /==V===[] \______/ \_____\\// \__/ It's a bird... //\\ The Boss It's a plane... // \\ (Bruce Holstien) // // %% %%
================== _____________________________ H H | |-------------| H (__) H | | ________ | H (oo) H __ | COWNTY | | (|__|) | | H / \/ \ H / \ | JAIL | | |oo| | | H | | | | H| STOP | | | |__|\/|__| | H D===b=----- H \ __ / | | o | H%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%H || | | % | H H || | | ] | H H || | | | H H || |_____________|_____________| H H || %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Some cows get in trouble... Cattle Guard
( ( ) ( ( ) ) ( ( ) ( / ) ( ( \\ ) ( | // ) | | (__) | | (oo) (__) | | ----\/ ______(oo)_____ | | || ( _)_______(__) ) **| | ---|| \ __________/ ``'---------%% Cow Hide Cow Pie
\ | / ___________ ____________ \ \_# / | ___ | _________ | | \ #/ | | | | | = = = = | | | | | | \\# | |`v'| | | | | | \# // | --- ___ | | | || | | | | | | | #_// | | | | | | | | \\ #_/_______ | | | | | | || | | | | | | | \\# /_____/ \ | --- | | | | | \# |+ ++| | | |%%%%%%| | | | || | | | | \# |+ ++| | | |%%%%%%| | | | || | | %%%| (%%%%%) |%%%%%#%| H |_ |%| | |||| | |%%%%%%| | | ( ||| ) | # %%%%%% | | |||| | | | ||||||| | %%%%%%%%%%%%%________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | `v'- %%%%%%%%%%%%% | ||||||| | || |`. (__) (__) ( ) (oo) (oo) /---V /-------\/ \/ --------\ * | | / | || ||_______| \ * ||W---|| || || * %% %% %% %%
"Cow Town"
\ (__) (__) \\(oo) (\/) /-----\\\/ /-------\/ / | (##) / | || * ||----||" * ||----|| %% %% ^^ ^^ This cow plays bagpipes. Cow from Beijing
(__) (__) (__) (\/) ($$) (**) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | 666 || / |=====|| / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| %% %% %% %% %% %%
Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love
(__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-'''''-\/ /-------------------\/ / |'''''|| / | || * ||''''|| * ||----------------|| %% %% %% %% Cow in Argyle Stretch Cow * ** ** * ** * * * ** * / / \ * * \ \ / \ / / (__) * / / \ \ (__) \ \ /--------(00) / (00) / / / | |( ) \ /-------\/ \ \ * ||---- ||() / / | || / / || || \ \ * ||----|| \ \ %% %% / / %% %% / / Cow Chewing Marbles Cow in Heat
(___) (o o) /------\ / (__) (__) / ____O (oo) (oo) | / /----\----\/ /-------\/ /\oo===| / || / | || | || *||%-----|| * OO----OO * %% %% %% Cowt in the Act low rider cow
(__) \__\ (__) (oo) o (oo) (oo) /-------\/ ____\___\/ *+-------\/ / | || / | || ||______|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ||----|| OO OO OO OO OO OO Detroit cow Mustang cow pickup cow
(__) (__) \_||_^ (oo) (oo) (*||*) /---------------\/ /----\/ /-------\||/ / | || / || / | || * ||------------|| *-||----|| * ||----|| OO OO OO OO OO $ li-moo-cow fastback cow teenager's cow
____ (____) .xxxx. (__) '(oo)` (oo) /-----'-\/ ` /-------\/ / | |============> / | || * ||----| (^) * ||----|| ^^ ^ ^^ ^^ Moo-ammar Cowdafi holy cow armed and dangerous
(___) (___) (o o) (o o) /-------\ / /-------\ / / | ||O / | O^ ||O * ||,---|| * ||,---|| %% %% %% %% A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull
(---) ( ) /-----\ (___) | | (o o) | | | (-----) \ / | | | / / \ O | * | * | O | %% %% ----- Coward Phone Bull
| | | | * | | (__) | | \ (__) | | (oo) | | \ (oo) | | /-------\/ | | -----------\/-- | | / | || | | ----| |--- | | * ||----|| | | -------- | \______%%____%%___ | \_________________ | _________________ | _________________ | / | / | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | / \ / \
Cow perched on a tree. Cow attempting to fly off tree.
| | | | | | | | | | | \_________________ | _________________ | / | | | | | | | | | | | | (__) | | *---------(..) / \ %%----%%\/
Cow that has failed miserably in the attempt.
. /\ . . : (__) . / \ . . : (xx) / \ . . * : __------\/ / \ * : * ||____|| | (__) | . . ** : / | |\ . /| (oo) |\ ** : / | /\/\ | \ . . * : Hamburger . / |=|==|=| \ . * : . / | | | | \ . : / USA | %||% |NASA \ . : * (__) |______| %% |______| . : \ (oo) . (__||__) . . : \-------\/ . /_\ /_\ . . . : 8-| || !!! !!! : ||----|| : %% %% The cow that jumped over the moon. : Flying Cow
...---... ../ / | \ \.. ./ / / | \ \ \. / / / | \ \ \ / / / | \ \ \ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | /(__) \|/ (oo) /---++--\/ / | || || * ||-++-|| %% %%
Cow surviving attack by Red Baron
..---.. (__) / \ (oo) | RIP | /-------\/ | | / | || | | * ||----|| | | %% %% | | \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/////////////////
Elvis's Cow... ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile???
(__) (oo) /---+ +--\/ / | | | || * ||-+ +-|| %% %% *
David Copperfield's Cow David Copperfield's other Cow
(__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| %% %% (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ \/-------\ / | || -%%- || | \ * ||---- -%%- || * %% %% (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ \/-------\ / | || || | \ * ||----|| ||----|| * %% %% %% %% Barnum's Troupe of performing cows
(__) _--------_ (oo) |__________| BIG /-------\/ XXXXXXXXXX MAC / | 007 || __________ * ||----|| |_ _| %% %% -------- Cow licenced to kill Enemy Cow after having met previous cow
(__) (oo) /'%%%-m (__) / '' ` ) (oo) o /| /|/|_ | /| / \/ / / _ / | | | | / _\===% ___\_____/___ |_____|_| ___|__/ |/\ (___________(_) //|| || * % % * ww ww
Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula
____ ____ |+++++| |++++| ___ |++++| ____ |+++++| |++++| |++ ______________________ |++++| |+++++| |++++| |++/ /( )\ \ |++++| |+++++| __ | | |+| |-oo- | \______ |++++| |+++++| |++| - - -----(__)--| \__\/ _(__)_------------------------------- o ( oo /_______________________| (oo) \ | __ | _/\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| | /oo| -= Bleaurgh! |-| \\____ ------ )_ /| /\ -|_ \_|-_|%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% 0 _| * \/ * \ | __________________________________/ | W| \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ / / /\ \ \___/ \___/ / / \ \ %%% %%% Who you gonna call...?
(__) (__) (__) (----------) (00) (-o) (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* ) /------\/ /------\/ /------\/ (----------) /| || /| || /| || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
Cow w/ Glasses Flirtatious cow (winking) Cow after pulling an all-nighter
* (__) (__) (__) (__) \ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) \-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /| |\ / / \ / \ / / \ \ //||----||\\ * //------\\ * \\--// * \\----\\ % %% %% % % % % % % % Cow walking Cow jogging Same cow Cow breaking
(__) (oo) (__) o * (__) \/ (oo)/ " | (oo) ____| \____ /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/ ---/ --** / | / | | *____/ |___// * ||----|| ||----|| //--------/ %% %% %% %% //__ Cow Cow pooing Cow marching standing