* Uh-oh.....
* Shit!!
* What the hell!?
* Go get your backup tape. (You do have a backup tape?)
* That's SOOOOO bizarre.
* Wow!! Look at this.....
* Hey!! The suns don't do this.
* Terminated??!
* What software license?
* Well, it's doing something.....
* Wow....that seemed fast.....
* I got a better job at Lockheed...
* Management says...
* Sorry, the new equipment didn't get budgetted.
* What do you mean that wasn't a copy?
* It didn't do that a minute ago...
* Where's the GUI on this thing?
* Damn, and I just bought that pop...
* Where's the DIR command?
* The drive ate the tape but that's OK, I brought my screwdriver.
* I cleaned up the root partition and now there's lots of free space.
* What's this "any" key I'm supposed to press?
* Do you smell something?
* What's that grinding sound?
* I have never seen it do *that* before...
* I think it should not be doing that...
* I remember the last time I saw it do that...
* You might as well all go home early today ...
* My leave starts tomorrow.
* Ooops.
* Hmm, maybe if I do this...
* "Why is my "rm *.o" taking so long?"
* Hmmm, curious...
* Well, my files were backed up.
* What do you mean you needed that directory?
* What do you mean /home was on that disk? I umounted it!
* Do you really need your home directory to do any work?
* Oracle will be down until 8pm, but you can come back in and finish your work when it comes up tonight.
* I didn't think anybody would be doing any work at 2am, so I killed your job.
* Yes, I chowned all the files to belong to pvcs. Is that a problem to you?
* We're standardizing on AIX.
* Wonder what this command does?
* What did you say your (l)user name was...? ;-)
* You did what to the floppy???
* Sorry, we deleted that package last week...
* NO! Not that button!
* Uh huh......"nu -k $USER".. no problem....sure thing...
* Sorry, we deleted that package last week...
* [looks at workstation] "Say, what version of DOS is this running?"
* Oops! (said in a quiet, almost surprised voice)
* YEEEHA!!! What a CRASH!!!
* What do you mean that could take down the whole network?
* What's this switch for anyways...?
* Tell me again what that '-r' option to rm does
* Say, What does "Superblock Error" mean, anyhow?
* If I knew it wasn't going to work, I would have tested it sooner.
* Was that your directory?
* System coming down in 0 min....
* The backup procedure works fine, but the restore is tricky!
* Hey Fred, did you save that posting about restoring filesystems with vi and a toothpick? More importantly, did you print it out?
* OH, SH*T! (as they scrabble at the keyboard for ^c).
* The sprinkler system isn't supposed to leak is it?
* It is only a minor upgrade, the system should be back up in a few hours. (This is said on a monday afternoon.)
* I think we can plug just one more thing in to this outlet strip with out triping the breaker.
* What is all this I here about static charges destroying computers?
* I found this rabbit program that is supposed to test system performance and I have it running now.
* Ummm... Didn't you say you turned it off?
* The network's down, but we're working on it. Come back after diner. (Usually said at 2200 the night before thesis deadline...)
* Ooops. Save your work, everyone. FAST!
* Boy, it's a lot easier when you know what you're doing.
* I hate it when that happens.
* And what does it mean 'rm: .o: No such file or directory'?
* Why did it say '/bin/rm: not found'?
* Nobody was using that file /vmunix, were they?
* You can do this patch with the system up...
* What happens to a Hard Disk when you drop it?
* The only copy of Norton Utilities was on THAT disk???
* Well, I've got a backup, but the only copy of the restore program was on
* THAT disk....
* What do mean by "fired"?
* hey, what does mkfs do?
* where did you say those backup tapes were kept?
* ...and if we just swap these two disc controllers like this...
* don't do that, it'll crash the sys........ SHIT
* what's this hash prompt on my terminal mean?
* dd if=/dev/null of=/vmunix
* find /usr2 -name nethack -exec rm -f {};
* now it's funny you should ask that, because I don't know either
* Any more trouble from you and your account gets moved to the 750
* Ooohh, lovely, it runs SVR4
* SMIT makes it all so much easier......
* Can you get VMS for this Sparc thingy?
* I don't care what he says, I'm not having it on my network
* We don't support that. We won't support that.
* ...and after I patched the microcode...
* You've got TECO. What more do you want?
* We prefer not to change the root password, it's an nice easy one
* Just add yourself to the password file and make a directory...
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