Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is "F**K". It is the magical word which, just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate, and love. "F**K" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb - both transitive (Dave f**ked Anne) and intransitive (Dave then f**ked off home). It can be used as an active verb (Dave f**ks Anne regularly) or as a passive verb (Anne is regularly f**ked by Dave), and also as an adverb (Anne is a good f**k). It makes a wonderful adjective (Anne is f**king beautiful) and can even be a noun (Dave is a fine f**k). So you see, there are not many words with the versatility of "F**K". Besides its sexual connotations, this lovely word can be used to describe many situations :GREETINGS : How the fuck are you. FRAUD : I got fucked by my insurance agent. DISMAY : Oh, fuck it. MISTAKE : That's fucked it. TROUBLE : I guess I'm fucked now. AGGRESSION : Fuck you. SURPRISE : Fuck me. DIFFICULTY : I don't understand this fucking job. DESPAIR : Fucked again. PHILOSOPHICAL : Who gives a fuck? INCOMPETENCE : He's all fucked up. DISPLEASURE : What the fuck is going on? REBELLION : Fuck this for a game of soldiers. LOST : Where the fuck are we? RETALIATION : Up your fucking ass. DENIAL : I'll be fucked if I know. PERPLEXITY : I know fuck all about it. APATHY : Who gives a fuck anyway? GREETING : How the fuck are you? GOODBYE : Fuck off. RESIGNATION : Oh, fuck it. DERISION : He fucks everything up
It can be...
useful in describing anatomy : He's a fucking asshole. used to tell the time : It's five fucking thirty. used in business : How did I get this fucking job. a predication : Oh, will I get fucked. maternal : You great motherfucker. nautical : Fuck the admiral. political : Fuck Kinnock/Thatcher. used to open a relationship : Let's fuck.
The word has, of course, been used by some very famous personages through the years, the more notable of them being :
"What the fuck was that" ......................... Mayor of Hiroshima "Look at all those fucking Indians" .............. General Custer "Where's all that fucking water coming from" ..... Capt. of the Titanic "What a place to plant a fucking tree" ........... Marc Bolan "That's not a real fucking gun" .................. John Lennon "The fucking throttle's stuck" ................... Donald Campbell "Who's going to fucking know?" ................... President Nixon "I'm outside the fucking exclusion zone" ......... Capt. of Gen. Belgrano "Heads are going to fucking roll" ................ Anne Boleyn "Who let that fucking woman drive?" .............. Space Shuttle Capt. "Watch him, he'll have some fucker's eye out" .... King Harold "I thought I could smell fucking petrol" ......... Nikki Lauder "What fucking map?" .............................. Mark Thatcher "It's my best fucking coat" ...................... Michael Foot "She's just a fucking secretary" ................. Cecil Parkinson "He's just a fucking mate" ....................... Jeremy Thorpe "Any fucker can understand that" ................. Einstein "It fucking looks like her" ...................... Picasso "Where's the fucking brakes on this thing" ....... Donald Campbell "It's a sunny day, we don't need a car with a fucking hood on it" .............................. JFK "What the fucks that coming down the ventilation shaft" .............................. Iraqi airbase personnel "Nobody will give a fuck about the poll tax" ..... Margaret Thatcher