The perfekt couple
>>Once upon a time, a perfect man
and a perfect women met. After a
perfect
>courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together
was, of
course
>perfect.
>One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple were
driving their
>perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone
at the side
of
>the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped
to help.
There
>stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to
disappoint
any
>children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded
Santa and
his
>toys into their vehicle.
>Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the
driving
>conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa
Claus had an
>accident. Only one of them survived the accident.
>Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for
answer.)>
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>>>>>>>Of course
the perfect woman!!! She's the only one who really
existed in
the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there
is no
such thing as a perfect man.
***Women: stop reading here, this is
the end of the joke
>***Men: keep scrolling.>
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>So, if there is no perfect man and
no Santa Claus, the perfect woman
must have been driving. This explains why there was a car
accident.
>By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this
illustrates
>another point: women never listen either>>>>>