An Irish pub
> An
Irishman's been at a pub all night drinking.
> The bartender finally says that the bar is closed.
> So he stands up to leave and falls flat on his
> face. He figures he'll crawl outside and get some
> fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.
>
> Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his
> face. So he crawls home and at the door stands up
> and falls flat on his face. He crawls through the
> door and up the stairs.
>
> When he reaches his bed he tries one more time
> to stand up. This time he falls right into bed
> and is sound asleep.
>
> He awakens the next morning to his wife standing
> over him shouting at him. "So, you've been
> out drinking again!!"
>
> "How did you know?" he asks.
>
> "The pub called, you left your wheelchair there
again."