McDonnell Douglas

AIRCRAFT - SPACE SYSTEMS - MISSILES

Please fill out and mail this card within 10 days of purchase. Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration card below.

Answering the survey questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires.

1. _Mr. _Mrs. _Ms. _Miss _Lt. _Gen. _Comrade _Classified

_Other

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> > First Name____________________Initial____Last

> > Name_________________________

> >

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Latitude________________________Longitude_____________________________

> > _____

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> > Altitude________________________Password, Code Name,

> > Etc.__________________

2. Which model aircraft did you purchase?

> > _F-14 Tomcat _F-15 Eagle _F-16 Falcon _F-19A Stealth

> > _Classified

3. Date of purchase:

Month___________Day___________Year____________

4. Serial Number____________________

5. Please check where this product was purchased:

> > _Received as Gift/Aid Package

> > _Catalog Showroom

> > _Sleazy Arms Broker

> > _Mail Order

> > _Discount Store

> > _Government Surplus

> > _Classified

6. Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas

product you have just purchased:

> > _Heard loud noise, looked up

> > _Store Display

> > _Espionage

> > _Recommended by friend/relative/ally

> > _Political lobbying by Manufacturer

> > _Was attacked by one

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7. Please check the three (3) factors which most influenced your decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product:

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> > _Style/Appearance

> > _Kickback/Bribe

> > _Recommended by salesperson

> > _Speed/Maneuverability

> > _Comfort/Convenience

> > _McDonnell Douglas Reputation

> > _Advanced Weapons Systems

> > _Price/Value

> > _Back-Room Politics

> > _Negative experience opposing one in combat

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8. Please check the location(s) where this product will be used:

> > _North America

> > _Central/South America

> > _Aircraft Carrier

> > _Europe

> > _Middle East

> > _Africa

> > _Asia/Far East

> > _Misc. Third-World Countries

> > _Classified

> >

9. Please check the products that you currently own, or intend to purchase

in the near future:

> >

> > Product Own Intend to purchase

> > Color TV

> > VCR

> > ICBM

> > Killer Satellite

> > CD Player

> > Air-to-Air Missiles

> > Space Shuttle

> > Home Computer

> > Nuclear Weapon

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10. How would you describe yourself or your organization? Check

all that apply:

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> > _Communist/Socialist

> > _Terrorist

> > _Crazed (Islamic)

> > _Crazed (Other)

> > _Neutral

> > _Democratic

> > _Dictatorship

> > _Corrupt (Latin American)

> > _Corrupt (Other)

> > _Primitive/Tribal

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11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product?

> > _Cash

> > _Suitcases of Cocaine

> > _Oil Revenues

> > _Deficit Spending

> > _Personal Check

> > _Credit Card

> > _Ransom Money

> > _Traveler's Check

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12. Occupation

> > Homemaker

> > Sales/Marketing

> > Revolutionary

> > Clerical

> > Mercenary

> > Tyrant

> > Middle Management

> > Eccentric Billionaire

> > Defense Minister/General

> > Retired

> > Student

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> > 13. To help us understand our Customers' lifestyles, please

indicate the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy

participating on a regular basis:

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> > Activity/Interest You Your Spouse

> > Golf

> > Boating/Sailing

> > Sabotage

> > Running/Jogging

> > Propaganda/Disinformation

> > Destabilizing/Overthrow

> > Default on Loans

> > Gardening

> > Crafts

> > Black Market/Smuggling

> > Collectibles/Collections

> > Watching Sports on TV

> > Wines

> > Interrogation/Torture

> > Household Pets

> > Crushing Rebellions

> > Espionage/Reconnaissance

> > Fashion Clothing

> > Border Disputes

> > Mutually Assured Destruction

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Thanks for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your

answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell

Douglas serve you better in the future -- as well as allowing you

to receive mailings and special offers from other companies,

governments, extremist groups, and mysterious consortia.

Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes? Please write to:

McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION

Marketing Department

Military Aerospace Division

P.O. Box 800

St. Louis, MO 55500