Some quotations plus some… Microsoftjokes, McDonnel Douglasjokes
"If voting could change anything it would be illegal" (Flashback newsletter)
"We want men that are like the men who appear in novels written by women"
(What women want from men, found in IBM Newsgroup)
"I'm ABSOLUTLY sure, I think"… (Anonymous)
"Kommer det en bägare förbi så tömmer vi den." (Carl Bildt, på frågan om han och hans företrädare Ulf Adelsson skulle ut och festa efter intervjun.)
"Idag är det för varmt för att göra nånting" (Herman i Expedition Robinson)
"Att göra människor till socialister är mycket enkelt. Att göra socialismen mänsklig är däremot mycket svårt" (Oscar Wilde)
"Arbete är de drickande klassernas förbannelse" (samma en)
Comparing women - software:
"Win95 and women have two things in common: They can do many things at the same time but with about the same risk to crash by the slighest disturbance" (Just Earthly facts… :-)
And some goodies said by the only real man on Earth, -Al Bundy in MWC
"-That's no lady. Thats my wife"
"-The home shopping network! There's a good idea for women! It was a little to hard driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass!!!"
"Women, you can't live with em', the end..."
"I'm not seeling shoes for the money. I'm in it to torture fat women."
"A fat women walked into the shoes store today. She was so fat, she actually had three smaller women orbiting around her."
"You're a toad, you know that Jefferson? Why would I say I loved a girl if I ever had sex with her?"
"...that was a beautiful, lovely movie. I saw 22 hooters, a bunch of guys were killed, had no story at all! I had...it had EVERYTHING!"
"10000 dollars and a trip to Tahiti for having sex with Peg? Well, it's a toughy..."
"Ah, the seventies..the clothes, the shoes, the music...Ah, did they suck!!"
"just as a man's eyes must adjust to the light when he's been in the dark so too must a man's eyes adjust to his wife when he's been at the nudie bar"
"If a man can't stand a two-hour tape of 'Doctor Quinn -Medicine Woman' he's not strong enough to be in No Ma'am!!"
"I cant afford it since Peg's mother, A.K.A free Willy, beached herself upstairs!"
"He's my son!! Dont you think I know he stinks?!!"
"Well, with a name like Leslie I think you're a sissy!!"
"I welcome death!"
"I saw your mother naked and everything went black!! I think my eyes were trying to protect my heart!"
"Jumping Jehosafat I'm a hunk!!!"
...plus some favourite Bundy sayings:
-Great Ceasars ghost!!!
-Great jumping horny toads!!!
-Yeaaah, right!
