Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant
Who was very rarely stable

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could drink you under the table

David Hume could out-consume
Whilhelm Friedrich Hegel

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as sloshed as Schlagel

There's nothin' Nature didn't teach yer
'Bout the raisin' of the wrist
Socrates himself was permanently pissed

John Stuart Mill of his own free will
On a bottle o' shanty became particularly ill
Plato they say, could put it away
Half a pint of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
`I drink therefore I am'

But Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed!
 
 

The Philosopher's Song av Monty Python
 
 

Har tyvärr inte hittat någon midifil till dena sång : -(

Här är en WAV fil att ladda ner för er son vill höra......